April212014

weirdshitblog:

There’s not enough room in this universe for both of us, even though it is vast and infinite. I just don’t like you is what I’m saying.

1AM
breelandwalker:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


*HIC-BLORP*
This would probably be funnier if that were actually a goddamn sea otter.

breelandwalker:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

*HIC-BLORP*

This would probably be funnier if that were actually a goddamn sea otter.

(via svennavon)

1AM

I love how dogs whine to get a bit of the food you’re eating like i’m eating chocolate you sure you wanna eat that you really sure you furry woof mammal?

12AM

genderphobia:

i would like to make a public service announcement


don’t snort coffee

12AM

carsonphillips:

when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?” 

(via hot-patootie-bless-my-soul)

12AM
12AM

fxfargo:

Where Lester comes up with a smashing idea to extricate himself out of a difficult situation.

(Source: constantlycold, via hot-patootie-bless-my-soul)

April202014
neontommy:

The U.S. is now an oligarchy instead of a democracy, study finds.http://bit.ly/1ezWoiC

neontommy:

The U.S. is now an oligarchy instead of a democracy, study finds.

http://bit.ly/1ezWoiC

(via amodernmanifesto)

11PM

cosmogyros:

happy easter

here’s a chocolate egg

blaze it

11PM

qlandy:

happy easter everybody

and before you go hunting for those easter eggs

just remember

image

(via buenosnochesnightvale)

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